Miscellaneous, etc.

I have no idea if these reviews are sarcastic or sincere or what, but they’re pure spun gold:
Pocahontas: Ok a lovely movie. I do really like this movie. However I just need to draw my readers attention to the fact that if Indians had someone like john smith to kill, they would just kill him. […]

In celebration of American Thanksgiving (which I am required, by Canadian legislation, to call that holiday), I thought it would be useful to share yesterday morning’s article on turkey carving, by Julia Moskin. “A radically untraditional step makes carving a turkey easier,” she tells us, “if less spectacular.”
I started carving the white meat of […]

“No, no, I was already speeding — but I’m just not going to run a red light to catch up with the bus that Superman is driving.”
Thus:

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Please make a note of it.

I owe you so much more than this, and I have things to talk about too!
But I’m sick and it’s work-time and all sorts of excuses, so I can only offer you this:

Heritage Minute-themed Hallowe’en costumes!
Seriously, what a great idea. For the ones you can’t read, here’s the complete list:

both of you know i cannot […]

Sweet Jesus.

And I thought Hollywood re-making Underdog was scraping the bottom of the barrel. What’s next, a live-action version of My Little Pony? (Attention movie producers: That was a rhetorical question, not a request) I would be completely disgusted by this, except that I’m moving into the age group where most of […]