“Promising to someday write more than Twitters”
Everyone wants to be a little bit Irish.
I swear to God, Youtube is like a Rorschach test. I can’t help listening to this song, seeing how these guys are smirking playfully, and thinking that it has got the most filthy subtext ever.
“Cheesecake, cheesecake, munchin’ on the cheesecake gobble-gobble cheesecake.“
And hey, Bing Crosby gets in on it… that has to tell you […]
Or, Why Gwen is a bad influence.
Does anyone remember that show with Jamie Lee Curtis and Richard Lewis, the half-hour sitcom that was supposed to be the sexiest thing on television at the time? No? Just me?
Anything But Love was this pre-Will and Grace show about two friends who love each other but won’t have […]
Allow me to explain a large chunk of my absence:
A twenty-day migraine.
No kidding, that’s some serious bullshit right there. I’m going to be honest with you — I know that on any given night that I drink, there’s about a twenty-five percent chance that I’ll wake up the next day with a hangover. I might […]
…with Super Bingo at the Halifax Senior’s Center!
You win: Popcorn balls! You lose: Euthanised!
So I'm done having killer mysterious headaches and surprising personal calamities and getting doubly suprising promotions. I Twitter now (peep that HA HA HA see what I did there) and I'm back to blogging, so it's now officially more than you can stand.
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