“Promising to someday write more than Twitters”
A friend of mine is getting married in the fall, and I had no idea what I was going to get him…
…until right now.
Movies can make your life go better!!
Nearly done with my week of random links and snippets, but I think I saved the best for last. This one is for all the football fans who can’t wait until Sunday, and are still recovering from last week.
(via the always-awesome Kissing Suzy Kolber)
(And for those wondering, the Imitrex only kind-of worked, so next […]
Have you ever dated?
Come on now, don’t be shy. Sure you have.
When I first started this website, I had all number of goals. I wanted to be as famous as Seanbaby, I wanted to be as prolific as Pamie, I wanted to be as cruel as Old Man Murray, I wanted to be as ubiquitous as Mighty Big TV, before it became Television Without […]
This is the filthiest thing I have ever written, and it’s still only 1/10th as gross as The Fleshlight.
So I'm done having killer mysterious headaches and surprising personal calamities and getting doubly suprising promotions. I Twitter now (peep that HA HA HA see what I did there) and I'm back to blogging, so it's now officially more than you can stand.
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