…the Subway Lobster Sub. Twelve inches of fresh, tasty lobster meat at lunch! Yours, for only $17! Or double the meat for an extra $3! For an affordable $20 meal! Holy what the fuck!
Look, I know that you get local-interest lobster-based offerings (the McDonald’s McLobster is my personal favorite), but who aside from the morbidly curious or the internet-fame-seeking is going to walk in and grab one of these? I admit that I was going to buy one just to make fun of it, but I forgot my digital camera at home today and I’ve been saving up for a Q-Ray bracelet to make fun of it, too — I can’t afford both, and frankly cosmic rays from costume jewelry has more comic potential to me.
Has anyone else actually secured financing to eat one of these, though? Surely someone is willing to pay money that would otherwise get them two full pizzas, just to savor the Atlantic flavor?
Eat fresh!
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I am befuddled and confused. Is Subway launching their ill fated lobster attack yet again? Did they learn nothing from last year’s fiasco, which was like the Bay of Pigs for seafood and sub lovers alike? Why, Subway, WHY?!
Clearly there is either incredible prestige or unthinkable profit to be reaped from having the most expensive fast-food submarine sandwich in the marketplace. I assume that it comes with claws that are wearing diamond rings.