“Promising to someday write more than Twitters”
…Mike Bullard was so famous that he had his own late-night talk show, and ubiquitous celebrity endorsements?

Yeah, I bet he does, too.
So I'm done having killer mysterious headaches and surprising personal calamities and getting doubly suprising promotions. I Twitter now (peep that HA HA HA see what I did there) and I'm back to blogging, so it's now officially more than you can stand.
Michael
January 24th, 2008 at 11:44 am
He can’t be doing that bad — if his show House Capades doesn’t sell your home in, like, 60days, he’ll buy it for cash! Of course, he’ll then move in…