…with the kind of page that makes you laugh, and then worry, and then feel a bit sad and panicky because people who think like this could be walking past you on the street right this minute. 

Assuming that you read the internet while you’re walking on the street.  Look, don’t get logical with me, this is freaky shit.

Seriously, there could be someone who thinks this:

Gravity: Doesn’t exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that’s just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it’s not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn’t the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.

…sitting next to you right now.  And I chose a mild example, I didn’t even get into the ones about evolution, rape, translating the Bible, and why “technology” is different from “science.”

Breathe deep, dive in, and then maybe go watch the Chacarron man to balance creepy madness with whimsical insanity.

(via bstewart and Jeffrey Rowland, both in the same afternoon)