I wonder — as he’s reading the nutritional content — if he knows the difference between “serving size” and “serving bowl.” That was like half the box. But at least it’s easy to open. As opposed to the other cereal boxes that require special skills.
Henceforth and heretowith I shall bid adieu to all of my guests with,
“May your bowl always be big,
your milk always be cold,
and your cereal grown by FRIGGIN’ AMERICANS!! YEEEAAAH!!!!”
What’s even more despair inducing is that, under Best Overall Blog went to Cute Overload, with Neil Gaiman coming in third. Behind Dooce! (I never got into Dooce and she is in no way better than Neil Gaiman.)
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Well, the 5th place winner, but despair-worthy nonetheless…
I wonder — as he’s reading the nutritional content — if he knows the difference between “serving size” and “serving bowl.” That was like half the box. But at least it’s easy to open. As opposed to the other cereal boxes that require special skills.
Henceforth and heretowith I shall bid adieu to all of my guests with,
“May your bowl always be big,
your milk always be cold,
and your cereal grown by FRIGGIN’ AMERICANS!! YEEEAAAH!!!!”
What’s even more despair inducing is that, under Best Overall Blog went to Cute Overload, with Neil Gaiman coming in third. Behind Dooce! (I never got into Dooce and she is in no way better than Neil Gaiman.)
I think I have to lay down…