I hate to beat the Fleshlight joke into the ground, but ever since writing about it, I’ve apparently become a permanent internet resource on the topic.
I always wonder whether the parade of horrors relating to that thing will ever expire, and then something even more bizarre will pop up. For instance, this afternoon, someone found my site by searching for this:
Seriously: used fleshlight? Do you know what people do to Fleshlights? Whoever you are: Splurge.
And — I feel I should take pains to note this, given the subject matter — by that I mean the verb, and not the sound effect.
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This is upsetting in so many ways. No amount of sterilization would EVER cleanse the device of sordid imaginings on its history. However, if the fleshlight is going to be your accidental claim to fame, you might as well embrace that. Have you put a ‘Brand New Still In The Box Fleshlight’ on your Christmas list yet?
It was a typo.
I meant “buy fused fleshlight”.