Monday marked the official expiration of my match.com paid membership. So, my thanks and fond wishes to all the happy people I met during that time, such as:
- The woman who informed me after four months that she was still “technically married”
- The woman who graciously let me carry two cases of soft drinks back to her apartment, while explaining to me that I was an uncultured suburban momma’s boy
- The woman who explained her miraculous recovery from both of her critical infections
- All the aspiring Filipino mail-order brides
- All the women who felt the need to write “LOL” right into their profiles
I’ll miss you, match.com!