Lazy

I’m on vacation, and I’m so lazy. So, so lazy.

Here are some things I need to do:

  1. Find the clips for my upstairs blinds, which the outgoing homeowner took down and forgot to replace.
  2. Knock down the wasp nests outside my window.
  3. Unpack my books and assorted shelf shit.
  4. Put up my shelves, for which I have no need without my books and assorted shelf shit.
  5. Go grocery shopping.

All menial, all simple, all easily done in an afternoon. So what am I doing instead?

I’m watching Escape from Alcatraz and reading the internet. I have nobody to blame but myself for my squalor. I’m going to end up one of those disaster area homeowners that Oprah has to come and rescue with a big house and a car or something.

I blame the snow.

Yes.

The snow.

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Comments (2)

  1. Glenn wrote::

    Well Mike, due to your lazyness, I guess I apologize for interupting your plans on sleeping in your new place on Jan 2/3 2005.

    I must definatly be inferior to you at Mario Tennis for N64. Since you rocked me even when you were smashed. Good show.

    Glenn

    Monday, January 3, 2005 at 2:16 am #
  2. Mike wrote::

    Actually, I feel like the biggest ass ever because I didn’t get to hang around with you at all in the new joint. As it stands, I tried to get out of bed at 1, and then 2, and was forced both times to go back to bed until around 3.

    So, while you may have fallen to me at Mario Tennis — during which I apparently rocked so hard that I destroyed furniture — I am clearly your inferior at recovering from alcohol poisoning.

    Good show all around, I’d say. Good show all around.

    Tuesday, January 4, 2005 at 7:20 pm #