Tomorrow I’m taking the train downtown!

This will be my very first trip on a GO transit train ever, so I’ll be interested to see how it goes. I will have to fight every urge to run up to the second floor of the train, just so I can feel like a Mighty Man, who is High Above All The Rest.

The only interiors I’ve ever seen of a GO train are the ones that have been replicated for the Godforsaken Train 48, the hellish half-hour CanCon-fest where episodes are filmed and aired the same day. The most recent episode involves:

Brenda gives Mag, a working mother, Karen’s number as a contact so she can find a new nanny. Lucas has a game for Charlie’s birthday, but it gets wrecked. Zach says Ana wants half his house. Pete says Zach should want revenge. Johnny laughs at Seymour’s snake phobia, but reveals his own.


“FRESH CUT FRIES?“

If this is what riding on the GO train gets me, then I may have to throw myself clear. Especially if I’m confronted by the character who’s played by the same actress from that Swiss Chalet commercial where she interrogates the delivery guy in the elevator, demanding his food if she can guess the contents of his bag.

ATTENTION ANNOYING WOMAN: Here is a clue! It likely contains chicken!