Call me before you’re dead; we’ll make some plans instead

So I'm done having killer mysterious headaches and surprising personal calamities and getting doubly suprising promotions. I Twitter now (peep that HA HA HA see what I did there) and I'm back to blogging, so it's now officially more than you can stand.
Bunny
May 19th, 2004 at 9:17 am
Um…are you trying to tell us something?
Mike
May 19th, 2004 at 9:39 am
Only if you suck. Which you don’t, so you don’t have to worry about it.
Diana
May 19th, 2004 at 10:40 am
Ow! I’m laughing but Ow!.In my world, 1000 words about my cat = Lame, but about my dog = Edgy. On the other hand, if I could get 40,000 hits pimping my cat, damn, I’d have him on the street in hot pants and a tube top in a heart beat…
Al
May 19th, 2004 at 10:56 am
The brilliance… the painful, painful brilliance…