Call me before you’re dead; we’ll make some plans instead
I’m not dead. I promise. I’ll update tonight.

In the meantime, gaze upon what Posh Spice has become (thanks, JD), and feel shame for our collective love of the Spice Girls.
So I'm done having killer mysterious headaches and surprising personal calamities and getting doubly suprising promotions. I Twitter now (peep that HA HA HA see what I did there) and I'm back to blogging, so it's now officially more than you can stand.
Diana
May 30th, 2003 at 10:01 am
Good GOD woman! EAT. A. SANDWICH.