Softness in his eyes, iron in his thighs

I say this without even the slightest mockery, but this may be the most openly gay theme song — and indeed, cartoon — of my childhood.

Here’s to Canadian animators for more or less entirely doing whatever the hell they pleased with these weird little shorts about a muscular Greek man, his half-horse-and-all-naked sidekick, and the woman who couldn’t maintain consciousness through an entire episode.

Plus, holy shit — he just shot the sun.

One Comment

Jthan  on October 25th, 2009

Holy crap! That song would get stuck in my head but I couldn’t remember all of the lyrics! I think you just cured one of the earworms from my childhood!
And, yeah, his thighs are pretty bitchin’!

Leave a Comment